hello_dolly_get_lyric

Source code

function hello_dolly_get_lyric() {

	/** These are the lyrics to Hello Dolly */

	$lyrics = "Hello, Dolly

Well, hello, Dolly

It's so nice to have you back where you belong

You're lookin' swell, Dolly

I can tell, Dolly

You're still glowin', you're still crowin'

You're still goin' strong

We feel the room swayin'

While the band's playin'

One of your old favourite songs from way back when

So, take her wrap, fellas

Find her an empty lap, fellas

Dolly'll never go away again

Hello, Dolly

Well, hello, Dolly

It's so nice to have you back where you belong

You're lookin' swell, Dolly

I can tell, Dolly

You're still glowin', you're still crowin'

You're still goin' strong

We feel the room swayin'

While the band's playin'

One of your old favourite songs from way back when

Golly, gee, fellas

Find her a vacant knee, fellas

Dolly'll never go away

Dolly'll never go away

Dolly'll never go away again";



	// Here we split it into lines

	$lyrics = explode( "\n", $lyrics );



	// And then randomly choose a line

	return wptexturize( $lyrics[ mt_rand( 0, count( $lyrics ) - 1 ) ] );

}